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These are all real reviews from real magazines. Magazines are like books but floppier. Kind of like an iPad made of paper. Unlike the internet, you had to have some qualifications to write for a magazine.

"All at once disgusting, horrible and thoroughly enjoyable."
Peter Shershin, New Route
"Incredible one-man-band....stunning."
Dutch East India Trading
"Guitars roar with lust."
Fred Mills, The BOB
"Whether you find SPIT funny, offensive, or sexist, one thing remains clear: the boy has talent."
Sheila Gallagher, The Review
"An attention grabber."
George Kledaras, Reflex Magazine
"Mr. SPIT attempts to be the grossest person on vinyl and very nearly succeeds."
Andrea 'Enthal, Alternative Press
"A highly controversial jack-of-all trades."
Chris Rice, The Review
"Hold on to your morals...here we go. Vinnie SPIT is the sexual and musical equivalent of a porn shop. He does not use sex to sell his music, if anything, he uses music to sell his sex."
Bushman, AUTOreverse Magazine
"Beat-sensitive and driving."
Michael Andreas, The Review
"The ultimate in pain and pleasure simultaneously."
Keith York, Chicago
"Mr. Spit is someone who probably gets the “he’s just so talented” compliment a lot of the time. Great live show. Way sick and way cool."
David Lee Beowulf, Ink 19 Magazine
"Charming."
C. Flesh, Talk is Cheap
"Insanity with a beat."
Sherri Trahan, Rockpool
"A trad rockin' dude on a sick roll, working up a lather of biker buzz."
Ralph Traitor, England's Vinyl Countdown
"The girls were adorable, scantily clad and danced the whole time in provocative styles. A robust combination of swing and porno-punk with lyrics that went far beyond naughty."
Eve Howard, Stand Corrected Junior