Friday, April 16, 1999

I just got your c.d. G-STRING SWING a few hours ago from a friend who thought I would like it. You are the MAN! I've never liked swing until tonight...you are revolutionary. Being a dancer, you can be sure that I will be playing your songs at work & telling my friends about you. I can only imagine what your videos are like. Will you be playing in San Diego anytime soon? (hee, hee, I need a spanking) I bet your wife is one very happy lady.
Anyway, would I be able to get the catalog & poster? Thanx in advance & if you see me online & you wanna kill some time, I.M. me.
Larissa
San Diego, CA

Wednesday, March 24, 1999
Subj: good to hear of you again

I used to work in a restarunt in Lancaster, PA. We used to listen to you a lot. Shit, we would sing along and laugh our asses off at your short stories. The album I remember was Road Pizza. I tried a few years later to find your music, and all I could find was a vinyl at Stans Record Mart.

Between your splat, splat, splat..dead squirrel, dead catand Mojo's singing about Vibratorzilla "put the 220 on the money honey!" We used to lose it till we pissed ourselves. I do, however, also remember Guiness flowing like, well, Guiness. And alot of fuma going up the hood vent as well.

Spit, I do pray your still a sick fuck. Your talent rocketed through that old album like hard cider through a toddler. Where can I buy your music in South Texas, or preferably, through the mail. You couldn't know me from Adam, but, I miss having you around.

- walstib

Sat, Jul 26, 1997
Hello!

Thanxxx for the catalog! =) I got it today... I apologize that it's taken me a couple of dayz to get these numbers to you. My roommate said you were interested in playing Vegas... Jim Rose just did a show here a couple months back and it would of been so kewl to have you both here that night!! Anyway... I hope these couple of numbers help... if nothing else, perhaps Dragon can get you to the people you need to talk to here in the "adult entertainment" division of life here in Sin City...

In the meantime I do reviews for one of the local music/entertainment mags so whenever ya have product for review just let me know! =) Thanks again for the catalog and materials and I hope to see ya in Vegas at some point soon!

If ya would be up for it I can talk to my Editor and see about doing an interview too at some point (...before ya play here??). He may have some more leads as far as people to contact about gettin' ya out here to play...
Oh! my screenname?? <evil grin> My best friend gave me it, and yes I am, but if ya read my profile ya find I'm sub only in name only... I do the tying!!! (heh heh) =) Good luck and hope the contacts help! I'll send ya the tearsheets from the review once it goes to print.... if it gets here soon I'll get it into the August issue... Thanxxx
Cheers!
Sylvia

Wednesday, December 2, 1998
Hi,

Here's Aran, i'm the editor of a Brazilian underground/alternative art fanzine called THE CIRCLE. I got interested on your band (on the Net) then i'm asking you, if you want to divulge yr stuff (releases, band info., flyers... -we review even a lot of demotapes), in my zine and other medias, including alternative radios here in Brazil, just send me that, it's free! I got really interested on yr scene. I'm working right now on the # 3 edition, and i can add you in. I want to divulge anything, that's my "job". Anytime, thanks, i hope you to understand my English. Keep in touch!
- Aran
Bauru / SP BRASIL

Vinnie For President

Vinnie,
Hey me and my buddy just checked out your last show at the Coconut Teazser. I gotta say that your live show is the SHIT!!! We recieved a video and everything. We were just wondering where you'll be playing next so we can check you and your gang out. We also were wondering if you've ever thought about putting a live dj for scratches and cuts into your live set to give it a little flavor. I myself am a dj, and thought that might be a cool idea. At any rate we love what you're doing and keep up the good work.

Alder
-Hyperdermic Crew-

Mici, John and Amy (who saw you at the revival once in Philly, you met them afterward), and my old gal Kim Stahler (who you often refer to as Brooke Shields I believe) and her husband Chad crowded into out bedroom to view your video. A fun time had by all. It was nice seeing Chris McKay, what the hell is he up to? I miss that guy! Get me his info.

Also recognized Matt Cullen in a still photo. Anyway, thank you for sending it, it was really well-made, interesting to me. I suppose most of all we liked the special effect in Asshole Man where your face was in a little circle superimposed on a woman's butt.

I checked out your web page and downloaded the MP3 of the aforementioned song. You'll be proud to know that it is the first MP3 I ever played, I downloaded the player you recommended. Looks like you have a pretty busy schedule. Hope you're keeping fit and living the good life.

Love and kisses,
Sambo

hey spit! i'm surprized. with many many people, their popularity and fame gets to them and they feel like they're better than everyone else. they usually feel like they're better than everyone else and that they're too good for their fans (that's what i've basically heard), but i think you're an exception. you're really friendly. i'm glad you wrote back. i appreciate it. you rule!! how's everything going with your music? pretty well i hope. have you done much touring? well, it's late over here. i gotta go. oh, and as for free stuff, i'm all for it:

Rebecca S.

University Heights OH

Sunday, November 25, 2001

Mr. Spit, (can I call you God?)
I saw your site, and it's an epiph_anal_ thing. I want to be just like you. I like to reach out and spank people, too! Just last night, at the bar I work at, I was asked to spank one of my co-workers, and I did so with ro_bust_ enthusiasm.

What's it like living with a dominatrix? Does she ever _booby_trap your bed? Do you even go in for physicals...? I mean, she can give you prostate exams, right?

I would like to have one of your Vinnie SPIT commemorative condoms. It's a beautiful thing. If I can, I'll try and get the bar's customers to visit your site, too (using the condom as encouragement, of course...).

I hope that all continues to go well: you still have your dick, you can walk without bleeding internally, etc...

Take care.

Reverend D.W. Cheney
Montani semper liberi
Davis, CA